Charities I Support

I don’t speak much of my personal views or opinions on here, but I am pretty amazed by how many animals PETA, the ASPCA, and HSUS  kill after “adopting” or “rescuing” protip: it’s basically every single one. PETA and the HSUS also keep about 99% of their donations as pocket change, and use less than one percent of these donations to actually help any animals, with most of the leftover cash instead going to pet-owner bashing and outright misleading propaganda.

If you mail an angry letter, feces, or glitter to any of the aforementioned organizations of hate, or their counterparts elsewhere in the world, send me some proof and I will gladly kill you in a poem.

If you would actually like to help, you can donate to Advocates for Snake Preservation (ASP), the United States Association of Reptile Keepers (USARK), or the Rare Species Fund (RSF) at their respective websites:
http://www.snakes.ngo/
http://usark.org/
http://www.rarespeciesfund.org/

If you donate to these REAL charities, or some counterpart elsewhere in the world, I will kill just about anyone you want in a piece, provided you provide some evidence that you did indeed donate to an actual charity.

I also support and gladly accept donations of liquor to myself, so if you would like to somehow donate liquor to me, I will figure out an adequate way to compensate your efforts in helping me maintain this blog. Some individual poems have cost me over a fifth of rum, so it’s a very expensive hobby.