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I fucking hate this holiday. Probably because I always spend it with liquor and my cat. Anyway, nothing special, just ground this out to post for the halmark day

Love Bug

All I got for Valentine’s was the clap
now it burns when I pee,
and worse when I fap

I never would have guessed she had an STD,
trust me, for good measure, never
sleep with a zombie

I thought I was what one would call, “consistently, so clever”
but trust me, friend, protect yourself,
‘cause AIDS is forever!